The Secret Recipe for Ashlee Marie Davis
· 1 lb. stress
· 1 lb. indecisiveness
· 1 lb. worry
· ½ lb. emotions
· ½ lb. dedication
· 6 cups daughter
· 6 cups big sister
· 4 cups sorority sister
· 4 cups friend and roommate
· 1 cup motherly tendencies
· A dash of loud, fast conversation with plenty of hand gestures and facial expressions
· A pinch of sarcasm
· A pinch of OCD
Blend all ingredients together for 22 years and bake at 100 degrees.
Yields 1 organized perfectionist, who is eager to please and likes to have fun!
Best served on a lake or beach with friends and family and garnished with laughs.
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